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Created on 2003-05-28 13:40:17 (#1084011), last updated 2009-11-17
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Basic Info| Name: | someday i will drive this short bus myself |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1981-10-11 |
| Location: | Seattle, Washington, United States |
BioDegradable.
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After I die, wherever my spirit goes, I'm going to try to get back and
visit my skeleton at least once a year, because, "Hey, old buddy, how's it going?"
***
The first thing was, I learned to forgive myself. Then, I told myself,
"Go ahead and do whatever you want, it's okay by me."
***
I don't think I'm ever more "aware" than I am right after I hit my thumb with a hammer.
***
It's fascinating to think that all around us there's an invisible world we can't even see.
I'm speaking, of course, of the World of the Invisible Scary Skeletons.
***
If I ever get burned beyond recognition, and you can't decide if it's me or not,
just put my funny fisherman's hat on my "head." See, it's me!
***
What are all these "other dimensions" I keep hearing about? To me,
there's only one dimension worth anything, and that's the good ol' U. S. of A.
***
My friend Don is such a loser. But if he was here right now, he'd say I was the loser.
No, Don, you're the loser. But if he was here, he'd say I was the loser.
No way, Don, you're the loser.
***
When I think of all the hours and hours of my life I have spent watching television,
it makes me realize, Man, I am really rich with television.
***
If doctors ever tell you that you've "flipped out," don't believe them, and just
keep on doing what you were doing, because something tells me "the Man" is behind this.
***
I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears
and prejudices and just laugh at people.
***
I don't pretend to have all the answers.
I don't pretend to even know what the questions are.
Hey, where am I?
• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •
"You know what tricks me into accepting Darwinism? My highly evolved mind."
- my mom, 5.16.04
Did I do that?
• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •
• Bill Brasky is a son-of-a-bitch!
• He hated Mexicans, and he was half Mexican! And he hated irony!
• Brasky once drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, "All in all, I prefer gin."
• He once had sex with a cigarette machine!
• He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls!
• His first name is Bill! ...I'm drunk.
• He framed Roger Rabbit!
• Brasky would put on a white tie and tails and walk his pet cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra "Beverly". And he taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day, it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes, Brasky had to shoot the maid.
• He showers in grain alcohol!
"Hey!! Are you guys talking about Bill Brasky??"
"We sure are!!"
"I KNOW BILL BRASKY!!"
"I wanna be your dear friend!!"
HEY EVERYBODY, THIS GAME'S CALLED ON A COUNT OF SCOTCH!! CAUSE BILL BRASKY WANTS A DRINK!!
To BILL BRASKY!!
• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •
• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •
Everyone is super stoked on me. Even if they don't know it.
• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •
After I die, wherever my spirit goes, I'm going to try to get back and
visit my skeleton at least once a year, because, "Hey, old buddy, how's it going?"
***
The first thing was, I learned to forgive myself. Then, I told myself,
"Go ahead and do whatever you want, it's okay by me."
***
I don't think I'm ever more "aware" than I am right after I hit my thumb with a hammer.
***
It's fascinating to think that all around us there's an invisible world we can't even see.
I'm speaking, of course, of the World of the Invisible Scary Skeletons.
***
If I ever get burned beyond recognition, and you can't decide if it's me or not,
just put my funny fisherman's hat on my "head." See, it's me!
***
What are all these "other dimensions" I keep hearing about? To me,
there's only one dimension worth anything, and that's the good ol' U. S. of A.
***
My friend Don is such a loser. But if he was here right now, he'd say I was the loser.
No, Don, you're the loser. But if he was here, he'd say I was the loser.
No way, Don, you're the loser.
***
When I think of all the hours and hours of my life I have spent watching television,
it makes me realize, Man, I am really rich with television.
***
If doctors ever tell you that you've "flipped out," don't believe them, and just
keep on doing what you were doing, because something tells me "the Man" is behind this.
***
I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears
and prejudices and just laugh at people.
***
I don't pretend to have all the answers.
I don't pretend to even know what the questions are.
Hey, where am I?
• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •
"You know what tricks me into accepting Darwinism? My highly evolved mind."
- my mom, 5.16.04
Did I do that?
• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •
• Bill Brasky is a son-of-a-bitch!
• He hated Mexicans, and he was half Mexican! And he hated irony!
• Brasky once drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, "All in all, I prefer gin."
• He once had sex with a cigarette machine!
• He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls!
• His first name is Bill! ...I'm drunk.
• He framed Roger Rabbit!
• Brasky would put on a white tie and tails and walk his pet cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra "Beverly". And he taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day, it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes, Brasky had to shoot the maid.
• He showers in grain alcohol!
"Hey!! Are you guys talking about Bill Brasky??"
"We sure are!!"
"I KNOW BILL BRASKY!!"
"I wanna be your dear friend!!"
HEY EVERYBODY, THIS GAME'S CALLED ON A COUNT OF SCOTCH!! CAUSE BILL BRASKY WANTS A DRINK!!
To BILL BRASKY!!
• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •
Everyone is super stoked on me. Even if they don't know it.
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Schools:
Roosevelt High School - Seattle, WA (1996 - 2000)Flatpoint High School - Flatpoint, NJ (1998 - present)
Tree Hill High School - Tree Hill, NC (2003 - present)
Evergreen State College - Olympia, WA (2004 - 2006)
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